Crypto Jokes

Please read our disclaimer & affiliate legals

Read our article on this subject here

Advertise on this page

Chuck Norris mines cryptocurrency

by hand.

Chuck Norris mines cryptocurrency

by hand.

I finally have quit gambling…

I do crypto now.

I finally have quit gambling…

I do crypto now.

Batman invited all the superheros to an evening discussing bitcoin investments.

Superman didn’t go because it was a crypto-night.

Batman invited all the superheros to an evening discussing bitcoin investments.

Superman didn’t go because it was a crypto-night.

How many crypto miners does it take to change a light bulb?

A hundred thousand!

One miner to change it, and 99,999 to determine who gets the credit.

How many crypto miners does it take to change a light bulb?

A hundred thousand!

One miner to change it, and 99,999 to determine who gets the credit.

A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday

Dad: What? $15,554??? $14,354 is a lot of money! What do you need $16,782 for anyway?

A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday

Dad: What? $15,554??? $14,354 is a lot of money! What do you need $16,782 for anyway?

Why do bitcoin investors want a Lambo?

Because they know Ferarri is owned by Fiat.

Why do bitcoin investors want a Lambo?

Because they know Ferarri is owned by Fiat.

Dungeons and Dragons is a lot like Bitcoin.

I know it’s popular but I don’t understand it.

Dungeons and Dragons is a lot like Bitcoin.

I know it’s popular but I don’t understand it.

I like my bitcoin the same as I like my gold.

Mined by other people.

I like my bitcoin the same as I like my gold.

Mined by other people.

What did the bitcoin investor say to the man who wanted some bitcoin?

MINE!

What did the bitcoin investor say to the man who wanted some bitcoin?

MINE!

Interviewer: How did you become a Bitcoin millionare.

Bitcoin Millionare: …bit by bit…

Interviewer: How did you become a Bitcoin millionare.

Bitcoin Millionare: …bit by bit…

Where does an Eskimo keep his Bitcoin?

In a cold wallet.

Where does an Eskimo keep his Bitcoin?

In a cold wallet.

Why won’t the government embrace Bitcoin?

They hate the idea of Proof Of Work.

Why won’t the government embrace Bitcoin?

They hate the idea of Proof Of Work.

Why is Bitcoin difficulty so high?

Too much hash.

Why is Bitcoin difficulty so high?

Too much hash.

How did the cryptographer tell his wife he was sorry again?

Re-morse code.

How did the cryptographer tell his wife he was sorry again?

Re-morse code.

What do cryptocurrency investors do for fun?

They YODL.

What do cryptocurrency investors do for fun?

They YODL.

Two cryptographers walk into a bar.

No one knows what they are talking about.

Two cryptographers walk into a bar.

No one knows what they are talking about.

I started a new crypto and named it CowCoin.

It uses proof-of-steak

I started a new crypto and named it CowCoin.

It uses proof-of-steak

How many miners does it take to change a light bulb?

A million – one to do it and the rest to verify he did it.

How many miners does it take to change a light bulb?

A million – one to do it and the rest to verify he did it.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Satoshi!
Satoshi who?

Wink

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Satoshi!
Satoshi who?

Wink