Crypto Jokes
by hand.
by hand.
I do crypto now.
I do crypto now.
Superman didn’t go because it was a crypto-night.
Superman didn’t go because it was a crypto-night.
A hundred thousand!
One miner to change it, and 99,999 to determine who gets the credit.
A hundred thousand!
One miner to change it, and 99,999 to determine who gets the credit.
Dad: What? $15,554??? $14,354 is a lot of money! What do you need $16,782 for anyway?
Dad: What? $15,554??? $14,354 is a lot of money! What do you need $16,782 for anyway?
Because they know Ferarri is owned by Fiat.
Because they know Ferarri is owned by Fiat.
I know it’s popular but I don’t understand it.
I know it’s popular but I don’t understand it.
Mined by other people.
Mined by other people.
MINE!
MINE!
Bitcoin Millionare: …bit by bit…
Bitcoin Millionare: …bit by bit…
In a cold wallet.
In a cold wallet.
They hate the idea of Proof Of Work.
They hate the idea of Proof Of Work.
Too much hash.
Too much hash.
Re-morse code.
Re-morse code.
They YODL.
They YODL.
No one knows what they are talking about.
No one knows what they are talking about.
It uses proof-of-steak
It uses proof-of-steak
A million – one to do it and the rest to verify he did it.
A million – one to do it and the rest to verify he did it.
Who’s there?
Satoshi!
Satoshi who?
Wink
Who’s there?
Satoshi!
Satoshi who?
Wink