Crypto Jokes

We have compiled a list of the best crypto and bitcoin jokes on the internet. Visit our crypto jokes section of our website to see the full list!

Here Are Our Top 5 Best Crypto And Bitcoin Jokes

  1. I have finally quite gambling … I do crypto now.
  2. A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthdayDad: What? $15,554??? $14,354 is a lot of money! What do you need $16,782 for anyway?
  3. Why do bitcoin investors want a Lambo?Because they know Ferarri is owned by Fiat.
  4. Interviewer: How did you become a Bitcoin millionaire.Bitcoin Millionaire: …bit by bit…
  5. Why won’t the government embrace Bitcoin?

    They hate the idea of Proof Of Work.

Bonus Joke:
Knock Knock.

Who’s there?


Satoshi who?


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Jonathan Titley
Author: Jonathan Titley