- Why did the blockchain get lost? Because it couldn’t find its private key.
- How many blockchain developers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just create a decentralized autonomous organization (DAO) to do it for them
- What do you get when you cross a blockchain with a refrigerator? A cold storage wallet!
- Why did the NFT artist refuse to sell their artwork for less than 1 ETH? Because they didn’t want to be “cheap-ened”!
- Why did the Ethereum node go to therapy? To work on its blockchain-issues.
- What did the decentralized oracle say to the centralized oracle? “I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over all the trustlessness.”
- What do you call a cryptocurrency that keeps losing value? A Bit-coin!
- Why was the cryptocurrency investor sad? Because he lost his private key to happiness.
- What do you get when you cross a Bitcoin with an altcoin? A cryptic currency!
- Why did the cryptocurrency go to jail? Because it was caught mining Bitcoin.
- Why did the cryptocurrency market go down? Because it needed a blockchain-break!
- What do you call a group of cryptocurrency enthusiasts? A blockchain-gang!
- Why did the blockchain cross the road? To get to the decentralized side!
- How many blockchain experts does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just create a smart contract for it!
- What do you call a group of miners who got lost in the blockchain? A hash-tag!
- Why did the blockchain go to the bar? To get some peer-to-beer networking!
- What’s the difference between the blockchain and a broken clock? The blockchain is always right twice a day!
- What do you call a blockchain that’s bad at math? A block-ain’t!
- Why did the NFT artist refuse to sell their artwork for less than 1 ETH? Because they didn’t want to be “cheap-ened”!
- What did the NFT collector say to the traditional art collector? “Nice painting, but can you prove you own it?”
- How many NFTs does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just tokenize the darkness!
- Why did the NFT cross the blockchain? To get to the immutable side!
- What’s an NFT collector’s favorite song? “I Will Always Love Crypto!”
- Why did the NFT musician release an album on the blockchain? Because they wanted to be the first to get a #1 hit on the crypto charts!
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